It was weird because it was the first day of the term and the crows were restless.
It was weird because it was the championship and the Alabama football club played like garbage.
It was weird because James realized he could eat pizza crust as well as eating the pizza tip. And he also found that dipping the crusts in marinara was not terrifically unlike dipping breadsticks in the same.
It was weird because when we got home I realized I’d bashed the side of my taillight in, without breaking any lights.
Weird Monday. Also I scraped my scalp while writing this, so weird Monday never ends.
Item 1: linguini, marinara, vegetables
Intact taillight covers: 3