Uh oh…

Sometimes they come back! After seven years, my first (chronological) novel, Dreamsick, is finally seeing the light of day!

It’s tough to leave your dreams behind, but it’s impossible to escape everyone else’s.

Small towns aren’t small because you’re packed in tight along with the whole world. Think about the big cities where you’ll bump into bodies all the time, but they’ll be kind enough to leave your head alone. In claustrophobic country towns like Smithton, Idaho, you may not see any souls for days—but you’ll never get them out of your mind.

Jonas dreams of a world that wants to hear his stories; Claire dreams about sloughing off the weight of a lifetime of expectations; Foster dreams about mastering the mind’s eye. And Mary—well, Mary dreams about a particular tree on a particular hillside that might have grown in the wrong direction.

Read it now on Amazon–free with Kindle Unlimited, or $2.99 because that’s the cheapest I can charge for it.

Thanks for reading!

2020: By the Numbers

Here’s some stats to put the last year into personal perspective:

Video Games:

Minecraft

  • Minecraft total hours: 300
  • Minecraft Survival mode hours: 50
  • Minecraft Creative mode hours: 250
  • Minecraft stadiums built: 5 (football, baseball, basketball, track & field, aquatics)
  • Minecraft castles built: 2 (plus several minor towers/forts/royal halls)
  • Minecraft homes built: 25
  • Minecraft treehouses built: 1
  • Minecraft hot air balloons built: 1
  • Minecraft beekeepers’ houses built: 1
  • Invitations to students’ Minecraft servers: 1

Diablo 2

  • Diablo 2 total hours: 775
  • Softcore hours: 700
  • Hardcore hours: 75
  • Diablo 2 Amazon hours: 150
  • Diablo 2 Assassin hours: 50
  • Diablo 2 Barbarian hours: 50
  • Diablo 2 Druid hours: 75
  • Diablo 2 Necromancer hours: 100
  • Diablo 2 Paladin hours: 150
  • Diablo 2 Sorceress hours: 200

MECC Games

  • MECC Odell Lake hours: 7
  • MECC Odell Down Under hours: 3
  • MECC Pizza-to-Go hours: 5

All other computer/video game hours: 100

LEGOs

  • Movies made: 3
  • Houses made: 20
  • Towers made: 30
  • Robot Monsters made: 60

Sports

  • Championships won by my teams: 0
  • Playoff appearances by my teams: 2
  • Happy hours watching the Rams: 10
  • Neutral hours watching the Rams: 15
  • Sad hours of watching the Rams: 20
  • Keyboard drawers broken while watching the Rams: 1

Writing

  • Elegies written: 1
  • Manuscripts edited: 1
  • Rejections received: 3
  • Rejections pending: 12

Teaching

  • Class sections taught/managed: 22
  • College students taught/advised: 1600
  • Preschool students taught/advised: 1

Reading

My Recommendations:

  • Best nonfiction read: Kahneman, Thinking, Fast and Slow
  • Best fiction read: Tolstoy, Anna Karenina

James’s Recommendations:

  • The Mario Encyclopedia
  • The Berenstain Bears Go to the Dentist
  • The Beginner’s Bible
  • The Pokémon Essential Handbook
  • The Color Monster
  • Spend It!
  • Rhinos Don’t Eat Pancakes
  • The Very Bad Bunny
  • Fox in Socks

Visual Media

  • Movie, drama: The Irishman
  • Movie, comedy: Back to the Future
  • Television drama: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
  • Television comedy/reality: Nathan For You
  • Television dramedy: Cobra Kai

Audio Media

  • Rock song of the Year: U2, “Bad”
  • Canadian Rock Song of the Year: Neil Young & Crazy Horse, “Cortez the Killer”
  • Pop song of the Year: Kate Bush, “Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God)”
  • Alternative song of the Year: The Cure, “Disintegration”
  • Short form Music Performance Video of the Year: U2, “Bad,” performed at Live Aid
  • Long form Music Performance Video of the Year: Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense

Work Emails

  • Emails received: 15,000
  • Emails answered: 51,000

Weather

  • Snow days: 0
  • Smoke days: 20

Food

  • Fast food restaurant visits: 100
  • Other restaurant visits: 10
  • Favorite self-developed meal: Mini-corn-dog-stuffed burritos
  • Weight: 165
  • Potato Diets: 1
  • Weight lost: -10 pounds

Living

  • Houses purchased: 0
  • Years in current apartment: 6
  • Years I had planned to be in current apartment: 1

Wives

  • Wives: 1
  • Wives loved: 1
  • Wives worshiped: 1
  • Wives obeyed: .5

Deities

  • Gods worshiped: 1
  • Idols installed: 100

Sleep

  • Average sleep hours: 6
  • Post-quarantine average: 7

Exercise

  • Miles run: 300
  • Miles it felt like: 3000

Day 52: All Good Things…

It’s taken me over a week to get to this point. You might attribute that to a desire for the never ending pasta pass to never end. Actually it’s just I’ve been busy and tired. Like all of you.

Here are some of the final moments of our yearlong foray into carbohydrate depravity. Final curtain call for our team of pasta fans.

Goodbye to this purple friend. The first one didn’t work right, but the restaurant was always nice about charging meals off anyway until I got corporate to send another one.

Goodbye to these salads. They’re honestly quite solid if you just want some greens and all that nonsense. I do love their dressing, but it’s pretty heavy duty. And the peppers are my favorite. Just nice to have never-ending salads to offset some of the heavy stuff.

Last meal was meatballs. Tradition trumps health. I love meatballs, despite the whole waking-up-at-3am-with-dry-mouth thing from the unholy amount of sodium in these bad boys (and, let’s be real, in EVERY SINGLE DISH at this establishment). Like, I get that things have to be shipped in frozen and all that, or sit on a shelf for a while until somebody like me comes through to eat it. But the levels of salt in all the food here are simply unreal, and that’s one thing I am absolutely not going to miss about this year.

Goodbye to all that. So many stories we found at these tables. It was a refuge from the reality of healthy meal-planning, cooking, and clean-up. It was the kind of conspicuous assumption that makes you both proud and ashamed to have been born in this great American land.

One last SECRET MENU ITEM for those of you keeping track. This is the saddest and least necessary one of them all! See, if you order meatballs on your pasta, and you just take some of the breadsticks and just shove that pork and beef sphere straight on in there, you got yourself a MEATBALL SUB. Just like grandma used to make them back in nowhere, never. Honestly, this is actually probably my best secret menu item, because this is something I would actually eat. I don’t know what that says about me at this point.

Last meals aren’t supposed to be cheery, but this one wasn’t so bad. I think about T. S. Eliot, here at the end. I think about him most of the time, but also here at the end of something. I think about that line, too–Ernest Hemingway, his story, “The End of Something,” even without the story it’s such a wonderful little captured line that I drop into so many situations, that comes up all the time. Just being able to sit there and label some piece of life, “The End of Something.” But I was going to say, before Robert Frost broke in, with all his matter-of-fact about Hemingway–I was going to say that I think of the first line in Eliot’s poem, “East Coker” a lot, and the last line. He begins it with:

In my beginning is my end.

and finishes with:

In my end is my beginning.

…and I like that because it means that time is a circle and things will always come around again and we’ll know what to do better next time. From the start we see the finish line, and from the ending, we know where we began, and we’ve come up upon it again. We start again, over and over, and end the same way all over again, somehow, but we know it when we see it this time around, we know we’ve come once again, to “the end of something.”

I like that realization because it’s not even profound, it’s just there, and it’s just true.

Eliot finishes those Four Quartets with this:

With the drawing of this Love and the voice of this Calling

We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.

Through the unknown, remembered gate…

And he leaves us at the end in the beginning of the grandest mystery of them all: that we might go around this circle again and again and again and maybe one day we’ll know why:

And all shall be well and
All manner of thing shall be well
When the tongues of flame are in-folded
Into the crowned knot of fire
And the fire and the rose are one.

And so, at the end of something just as noble and just as ridiculous as most of the things we make our lives out of, I bid thee, goodbye, friend, until we circle back around once again.


Item 1: whole-grain linguine, meat sauce, meatballs


Breadsticks: 2

Final weight: 169

Weight change: +3 pounds

(What does that say about my other eating habits?)

Day 51: Where Do We Go from Here?

The Olive Garden year was supposed to provide a sense of stability and sameness for us. Instead it seems to have presided over a year of massive change.

So as we begin to say goodbye to this past year and this nearly-passed pass–I can’t help but wonder where we’ll go next.

The biggest changes this year seemed to surround my work–first my tumultuous old job and now my wild new one. But the real biggest changes in my world resides with James. He’s grown up the most through this year, despite having no pass of his own.

And so I look to this sign in the to-go/pick-up area of our restaurant and wonder at that: where are we to go? When this chapter closes, which story begins? How are we now to live?

The good news is that with change comes direction. One chapter of my life closed so firmly this past year and a new one opened so clearly that I don’t have to linger in the Olive Garden lobby for hours or weeks or years wondering what happens next.

It’s just that, after this year of change, I still can’t help but expect the same. Wherever we seem to be headed now, I have to wonder–is it real? Will it always be?

But like I said, there’s still James. He changed a lot this year, but it only made him more clearly himself. That’s what I’m hoping for: as I embark on this new teaching adventure, as I embrace new colleagues and friends, as I challenge myself in new ways, I have to believe that it will only make me more me. It won’t take me away from the things I love and believe and hope for, but it will bring me closer to them.

Where are we to go?

Gen. 12: 1: Now the Lord said to Abram, “Go from your country and your kindred and your father’s house to the land that I will show you.

I guess that’s always where you go.


Item 1: whole grain linguine, meat sauce, breaded chicken


Breadsticks: 2.5

Weight: 170

Destination: The Promised Land