Usually I’m behind the camera but today I got confused and reversed the polarity.
Stay on target…
Let’s eat this thing so we can go home!
Oddly enough they forgot the onions on the salad. Chrissi asked them to remove dressing and croutons as per her obscure and convoluted religious diet convictions, and I guess they got a little zealous and cast out the onions as well.
Which is fine because onions at best are too spicy and at worst are vegetarian worms.
Yet even as I ate my sanitized salad, I couldn’t help but miss the onions. They do add color–both to my plate and my palate. Without them you lose a bit of fire.
There’s probably some lesson in that but I’m really not in the mood to tease it out tonight.
Instead here’s a picture of a lamp. The most important piece is the chain swinging it, which serves to represent our unbreakable link to this restaurant.
Just like in the photo, it seems that the world beyond the Olive Garden is so close, so easy to enter and slip away. But, perpetually, the chains of endless pasta bring us back.
Is there freedom in these free noodles?
Turns out there’s no such thing as a free lunch. Although you can get one free of onions.
1: linguine, shrimp (they added extra garlic for some reason and that was great!), mushroom Alfredo
2: linguine, mushroom Alfredo (supposed to be the same thing again but they must have realized they gave me too much roasted garlic and took it out of my shrimp this time around)