Specifically this guy- he love loves this place. I mean, yeah, James likes it all right. And the guy with the Mark Davis-meets-Jon Gruden-haircut also seemed to like it (happy anniversary to you guys, by the way!). But I’m really talking about Old Gramps there on the wall- it’s hard to see but his hair is actually even better than the other guys in this picture. And you can tell that as a retired mafioso, he’s really enjoying himself.
Anyway, here’s what you really came here for:
Dish 1: whole wheat linguini
Five-cheese marinara on the side (I only counted four cheeses in it so will be seeking a partial refund)
Crispy shrimpies
Dish 2: linguini
No sauce
Garden vegetables (like where else do vegetables come from? Test tubes?)
Breadstick count: 2 (the golden mean)
Weight: 166
Mood: gracious